From the “What, Seriously?!” file comes this incredible story of Congressional hubris: ten Republican Senators are co-sponsoring the usual federal “marriage protection” balderdash. That, and the complete lack of explanation of how banning some marriages would in any way help preserve or enhance other marriages, is nothing surprising.
What is surprising is who the Republicans tapped to headline this doomed bill: habitual prostitute client David Vitter (R-LA) and suspected old-school gay cruiser Larry Craig (R-ID).
If this isn’t all just an elaborate joke… then it’s a wonderfully, wonderfully amusing world we live in.
I feel like any bill larry craig proposes should be laughed at and then he comes up with this awesome joke to make one on marriage because he’s the model citizen. Awesome!
Hey, at least Vitter’s prostitutes were female. So, y’know, they *could* have been married in the eyes of the Lord. Not like those gays and their… staying together in stable relationships. That’s no way to live.