If this is what I need to do to earn inner peace, then I just don’t know if I can cut it:
What do you think about when you meditate?
Usually, some form of trying to excavate any kind of negative thing cycling in the mind and turn it toward the positive. For example, when I am annoyed with Dick Cheney, I meditate on how Dick Cheney was my mother in a previous life and nursed me at his breast.
Only by resorting to Family Guy can I fully capture the horror of this image:
HT: The Agitator